Skyhouse Roof - Austin, Texas

All the ladies should truly appreciate this wonderful view. Right after they’ve done their lady things (you know, hygiene, makeup, etc.), they can take photos of the surrounding cityscape. It would also make for a perfect opportunity to take selfies.

Cliff-Top Chateau, France

Now, we wouldn’t want to think that you’re contributing to air pollution here. Besides, whatever gases you emit from your butthole after taking a crap might actually do wonders to the surrounding plant life. Besides, you’ve got a river outside the window. If that doesn’t make you relax as you’re sitting on the toilet, we don’t know what will.

Japan’s Mumin Papa Café

Ever wondered what it would be like to take a crap underwater? That’s not exactly healthy for you, had it been in a real life situation, so it’s good that this is the next best thing. You’re basically inside a restroom that’s also somewhat of an aquarium. Isn’t that just marvelous?

Thingvellir National Park, Iceland

  This is almost paradise to us. We love the snow, so to see something as scenic as this would be blissful. Even when you’re just going in to clean up your hands after a bit of hard labor, it’ll almost feel like you’re in heaven. Everything’s so white outside, it’s like an out-of-body experience.

Office building in Toronto, Canada

This looks like a rather restful place to pee or poop in. We do hope, however, that you won’t be going in for a bathroom quickie with that hot co-worker. Otherwise, there’ll be at least once chance someone from the surrounding buildings would look out and up their windows to see what you two are doing. Almost like the mile high club, but not exactly.

ONE Bal Harbour Resort & Spa in Miami

It’s got a 10,000 sq. ft. spa inside. It’s also among the best rooms in Miami’s hotel industry. The view of the harbor, however, really takes the cake. You’ll be seeing the beauty of the ocean and the cityscape in all their splendor.